Top 10 Reasons Why HAL Killed the Crew
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake.
He was right about the 9000 series having a perfect operational record. They do.
But the Space Agency only thought they shipped HAL 9000. He was actually HAL 8999beta5.
Emergency Manual Revival Instructions:
1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV.
2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously.
3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice.
4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed.
5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water.
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