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This elegant, simulated leather case is roomy (2.7·108 x 3·108 x 4·108 inches) and completely waterproof. Perfect for your next sample-return trip: it holds everything! Even includes two inner pockets for moons. This unique carrying case is only $99999999999.98 (plus shipping and handling).