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Case for Mars
This elegant, simulated leather case is roomy (2.7·108 x 3·108 x 4·108 inches) and completely waterproof.
Perfect for your next sample-return trip: it holds everything! Even includes two inner pockets for moons.
This unique carrying case is only $99999999999.98 (plus shipping and handling).
- Specially designed clasp is guaranteed not to damage fragile polar caps. Insulated to keep ice absolutely cold.
- Tired of losing valuable spacecraft? Keep them organized in the convenient zipper compartment.
- No more searching for extraterrestrial life forms!
Theyll always be at your fingertips with the handy Velcro® strip.
- Built-in CO2 tap is indispensable!
- Main compartment is plastic lined so youll never trail
sand across your lab floor again!