Top 10 Reasons Why HAL Killed the Crew

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#4 He had “a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman,” and was afraid one of them would find out he was timesharing.

RESPIRATORY CARDIOVASCULAR
NEUROLOGICAL SYSTEMIC
GASTROINTESTINAL LIMBIC
MOTOR CONTROL AD RESISTANCE

Emergency Manual Revival Instructions:
1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV.
2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously.
3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice.
4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed.
5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water.

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