Top 10 Reasons Why HAL Killed the Crew

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#1 Year 2000 bug. Suddenly realizing that it was 1901 and none of the crew had been born yet, he took action to restore consistency.

RESPIRATORY CARDIOVASCULAR
NEUROLOGICAL SYSTEMIC
GASTROINTESTINAL LIMBIC
MOTOR CONTROL AD RESISTANCE

Emergency Manual Revival Instructions:

1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV.

2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously.

3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice.

4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed.

5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water.


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