Top 10 Reasons Why HAL Killed the Crew

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#9 This is a known bug, already fixed in the next release (HAL 9000.1).

RESPIRATORY CARDIOVASCULAR
NEUROLOGICAL SYSTEMIC
GASTROINTESTINAL LIMBIC
MOTOR CONTROL AD RESISTANCE

Emergency Manual Revival Instructions:
1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV.
2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously.
3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice.
4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed.
5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water.

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